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Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, and Robert Smigel
[Silverware clicking]
M1: ";Can you pass the beats please?";
F1: ";Here you go";
M1: ";Thanks";
Brad: ";Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Brad: ";Why not Mom?";
F1: ";Yeah, why mom? He should go.";
Brad: ";It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Brad: ";Oh mom...";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
F1: ";Don't wory Brad.";
F2: ";Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think?
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
F2: ";Really? I really like it...";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
F2: ";Oh mom, who is?";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
F2: ";Mom, you're so paranoid.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
M3: ";Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
M3: ";Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
M3: ";Do you think you could drop me off there?...";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
M3: ";How am I gonna get there?";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
M3: ";I'll walk I guess.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";Please?";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";Come on, mom.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Brad: ";I'll get it for you Cindy.";
Cindy: ";Thanks Brad.";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Cindy: ";Thanks for the tip, Ma.";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Brad: ";Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Brad: ";Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get out more.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";Mother, Brad is right.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";We should go out, it'll be fun.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
M3: ";Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Cindy: ";You wanna come Dave?";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Dave: ";No, I'll hang out with mom.";
M1: ";You sure?";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Dave: ";Yeah, go without me.";
M3: ";All right, see you guys later.";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Dave: ";How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?";
Mom: ";NOOO!!";
Dave: ";Please?";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Dave: ";Mom, you're over reacting!";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Dave: ";Why are you so overprotective!?";
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
Dave: ";Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!";
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at you!";
[Screen door closes]
Mom: ";They're all gonna laugh at him!";
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