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"No No No"	0
200 Motels Finale	108
200 Years Old	102
50\|50	121
A Different Octave	103
A Game Of Cards	93
A Kayak (On Snow)	79
A Little Green Rosetta	87
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes	76
A Pig With Wings	92
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus	83
A Token Of My Extreme	81
A Tunnel Into Muck	96
A Very Nice Body	102
A Vicious Circle	100
Absolutely Free	94
Advance Romance	89
Aerobics In Bondage	93
Agency Man	88
Alien Orifice	124
Amen	115
Amnerika	105
Andy	131
Any Downers?	114
Any Kind Of Pain	89
Any Way The Wind Blows	85
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben and The Jets)	67
Anything	121
Apostrophe	108
Apostrophe(')	0
Apostrophe(')	93
Approximate	90
Are You Upset?	98
Artificial Rhonda	85
Attack! Attack! Attack!	85
Aybe Sea	115
Baby Snakes	103
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out	77
Bacon Fat	120
Baked-Bean Boogie	92
Bamboozled By Love	87
Be In My Video	85
Be-Bop Tango	86
Beat It With Your Fist	87
Beat The Reaper	113
Beauty Knows No Pain	83
Big Leg Emma	109
Big Swifty	77
Billy The Mountain	141
Black Napkins	91
Black Page #2	0
Blessed Relief	91
Bobby Brown	103
Bobby Brown Goes Down	109
Bogus Pomp	98
Bow Tie Daddy	91
Briefcase Boogie	93
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes	83
Brown Moses	106
Brown Shoes Don't Make It	74
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	61
Buffalo Voice	94
Bwana Dik	101
Call Any Vegetable	98
Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)	70
Camarillo Brillo	91
Can't Afford No Shoes	70
Canard Du Jour	84
Canarsie	87
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy	84
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	59
Catholic Girls	91
Centerville	88
Charles Ives	92
Charlie's Enormous Mouth	75
Cheap Thrills	102
Cheepnis	100
Chocolate Halvah	89
Chunga's Revenge	75
Church Chat	107
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	51
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus	92
Clowns On Velvet	82
Cocaine Decisions	88
Cock-Suckers' Ball	91
Cold Light Generation	76
Concentration Moon	94
Conehead	123
Cosmik Debris	114
Crew Slut	84
Cruisin' For Burgers	78
Cruising For Burgers	80
Cucamonga	98
Dance Contest	86
Dance Of The Just Plain Folks	75
Dance Of The Rock and Roll Interviewers	92
Dancin' Fool	89
Dark Water!	86
Deathless Horsie	107
Debra Kadabra	82
Dental Hygeine Dilemma	91
Deseri	120
Dew On The Newts We Got	75
Dickie's Such An Asshole	67
Didja Get Any Onya?	81
Dinah-Moe Humm	94
Dinah-moe-hum	89
Dio Fa	113
Directly From My Heart To You	97
Dirty Love	89
Disco Boy	87
Do You Like My New Car?	81
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?	76
Dog Breath	91
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague	70
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow	89
Dong Work For Yuda	73
Doreen	106
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	62
Drafted Again	105
Drop Dead	94
Drowning Witch	100
Drums Are Too Noisy	80
Duke Of Prunes	88
Dumb All Over	85
Dupree's Paradise	86
Dwarf Nebula Professional March and Dwarf Nebula	73
Easy Meat	85
Eat That Question	81
Eddie, Are You Kidding?	77
Electric Aunt Jemima	89
Elvis Has Just Left The Building	72
Emperor Of Ohio	94
Envelopes	89
Envelops The Bath Tub	72
Epilogue	116
Evelyn, A Modified Dog	76
Excentrifugal Forz	87
Exercise #4	0
F.Z.\|JCB Drum Duet	84
Farther O'Blivion	81
Father O'Blivion	75
Filthy Habits	102
Find Her Finer	87
Fine Girl	94
Five-Five-Five	100
Flakes	98
Flambay	113
Florentine Pogen	101
Flower Punk	96
Flowing Inside-Out	74
Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992	62
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)	74
For The Young Sophisticate	73
Fountain Of Love	110
Friendly Little Finger	85
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips	89
G-Spot Tornado	91
Galoot Up-Date	96
Gee, I Like Your Pants	77
Geneva Farewell	83
German Lunch	89
Get A Life	93
Get A Little	80
Get Whitey	88
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder	57
Goblin Girl	98
God Bless America	92
Gross Man	100
H.R. 2911	86
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats	88
Happy Together	91
Harder Than Your Husband	65
Harry and Rhonda	83
Harry, You're A Beast	76
Harry-As-A-Boy	83
Have You Ever Heard Their Band?	72
He Used To Cut The Grass	71
He's So Gay	79
Heavenly Bank Account	87
Heavy Duty Judy	103
Help, I'm A Rock	63
Here Lies Love	88
Hog Heaven	80
Holding The Group Back	91
Holiday In Berlin	92
Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown	70
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?	54
Hot and Putrid	93
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel	68
How Could I Be Such A Fool	95
How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben and The Jets)	59
How The Pigs' Music Works	70
Hungry Freaks, Daddy	85
I Ain't Got No Heart	73
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	64
I Come From Nowhere	77
I Don't Even Care	73
I Had A Dream About That	74
I Have Been In You	78
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth	70
I Was In A Drum	81
I Wish Moterhead Would Come Back	88
I'm A Beautiful Guy	70
I'm Not Satisfied	82
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben and The Jets)	64
I'm So Cute	86
I'm Stealing The Towels	64
I'm The Slime	81
Ian Underwood Whips It Out	86
If Only She Woulda	77
If We'd All Been Living In California...	60
Igor's Boogie, Phase One	63
Igor's Boogie, Phase Two	84
III Revised	81
In France	87
Inca Roads	109
Intro Rap	93
Intro The Yellow Shark	81
Is This Guy Kidding Or What?	60
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal	73
It Must Be A Camel	91
Janet's Big Dance Number	66
JCB and Kansas On The Bus #1	0
JCB and Kansas On The Bus #2	0
Jelly Roll Gum Drop	68
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk	59
Jewish Princess	102
Jezebel Boy	79
Joe's Garage	90
Johnny Darling	83
Jones Crusher	83
Jonestown	85
Jumbo Go Away	95
Just One More Time	73
Kangaroos	100
Keep It Greasy	80
King Kong	88
King Kong 2	76
King Kong 3	71
King Kong 4	72
King Kong 5	83
King Kong 6	70
King Kong Itself	86
Later That Night	77
Latex Solar Beef	88
Lemme Take You To The Beach	77
Let's Make The Water Turn Black	71
Let's Move To Cleveland	58
Like It Or Not	82
Lisa's Life Story	108
Little Beige Sambo	87
Little Girl Of Mine	97
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters and Courduroy Ponce	75
Little House I Used To Live In	76
Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )	55
Little Rubber Girl	76
Little Umbrellas	86
Lobster Girl	80
Lonely Person Devices	88
Lonesome Cowboy Burt	79
Lonesome Cowboy Nando	71
Lonesome Electric Turkey	80
Louie Louie	114
Love Of My Life	70
Love Story	83
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up	76
Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist and Postlude	75
Lumpy Gravy I	81
Magdalena	80
Magic Fingers	78
Make A Sex Noise	80
Man With The Woman Head	83
Manx Needs Women	75
Marqueson's Chicken	81
Mary Lou	99
Meow	125
Mo 'N' Herb's Vacation Part 1	78
Mo 'N' Herb's Vacation Part 2	56
Mo 'N' Herb's Vacation Part 3	63
Moggio	116
Mom and Dad	80
Montana	115

More Trouble Every Day	72
Motherly Love	95
Motorhead's Midnight Ranch	81
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat	87
Mr. Green Genes	100
Ms. Pinky	82
Mudd Club	105
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)	61
Muffin Man	99
Murder By Numbers	81
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama	68
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	66
My Head?	106
Mysterioso	72
Mystery Roach	90
N-Lite	109
Nanook Rubs It	77
Naval Aviation In Art	84
Navanax	104
Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution	78
No Not Now	76
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)	60
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve	76
No, No Cherry	80
None Of The Above	83
Now You See It, Now You Don't	78
NYC Halloween Audience	79
Oh No	113
Oh-Umm	102
On The Bus	80
One Man, One Vote	69
Our Bizarre Relationship	86
Outrage At Valdez	80
Outside Now	89
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)	64
Outside Now Again	74
Overture To A Holiday In Berlin	75
Packard Goose	83
Panty Rap	83
Peaches En Regalia	92
Peaches III	102
Pedro's Dowry	90
Penguin In Bondage	81
Penguin In Bondage (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	65
Penis Dimension	89
Pentagon Afternoon	77
Piano\|Drum Duet	81
Pick Me, I'm Clean	73
Pink Napkins	78
Pinocchio's Furniture	80
Planet Of My Dreams	76
Planet Of The Baritone Women	64
Po-Jama People	74
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead	64
Porn Wars	84
Pound For A Brown	89
Prelude To King Kong	69
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask	82
Progress?	91
Project X	80
Prologue	100
Promiscuous	88
Proto-Minimalism	86
Punky's Whips	82
Put A Little Motor In 'Em	63
Put A Motor In Yourself	71
Pygmy Twylyte	77
Questi Cazzi Di Piccione	74
RDNZL	94
Reagan At Bitburg	74
Redneck Eats	82
Regyptian Strut	68
Religious Superstition	68
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke	79
Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N' Play Yer Guitar	53
Revised Music For Guitar And Low Budget Orchestra	62
Rhymin' Man	74
Right There	85
Road Ladies	82
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink	68
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme	64
Ruth Is Sleeping	85
Sad Jane	89
Saliva Can Only Take So Much	64
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top	84
San Ber'dino	78
Scrutinizer Postlude	74
Secular Humanism	93
Semi-Fraudulent\|Direct-From-Hollywood Overture	62
Sex	98
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?	74
Sharleena	101
She Painted Up Her Face	77
Ship Ahoy	80
Shove It Right In	77
Shut Up 'N' Play Yer Guitar	60
Shut Up 'N' Play Yer Guitar Some More	49
Sinister Footwear II	72
Sleep Dirt	81
Sleeping In A Jar	78
Smell My Beard	95
Soap 'N' Old Clothes	54
Society Pages	86
Sofa	170
Sofa #1	0
Sofa #2	0
Someplace Else Right Now	70
Son Of Mr. Green Genes	76
Son Of Orange County	69
Spider Of Destiny	78
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	55
Stevie's Spanking	66
Stick It Out	78
Stick Together	88
Stink Foot	85
Stinkfoot	107
Stolen Moments	76
Strictly Genteel	84
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)	61
Stucco Homes	80
Stuff Up The Cracks	65
Suicide Chump	77
Sy Borg	101
Take Me Out To The Ball Game	86
Take Your Clothes Off	79
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance	73
Tears Began To Fall	74
Teen-Age Prostitute	86
Teen-Age Wind	75
Teenage Wind	73
Tell Me You Love Me	68
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta	71
That Evil Prince	66
That Would Be The End Of That	68
The 'Torchum' Never Stops	68
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary	89
The Air	115
The Black Page	86
The Black Page Drum Solo\|Black Page #1	0
The Blue Light	93
The Booger Man	97
The Central Scrutinizer	78
The Clap	114
The Closer You Are	82
The Crab-Grass Baby	71
The Dangerous Kitchen	95
The Dead Girls Of London	60
The Dog Breath Variations	76
The Downtown Talent Scout	69
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue	89
The Evil Prince	78
The Girl In The Magnesium Dress	80
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth	71
The Girl's Dream	84
The Grand Wazoo	89
The Gumbo Variations	89
The Illinois Enema Bandit	70
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats	78
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson	76
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts	62
The Legend Of The Golden Arches	63
The Little March	91
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath	67
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival	93
The Mammy Nuns	82
The Man From Utopia	72
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou	65
The Massive Improve'lence	68
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing	69
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)	64
The Mud Shark	101
The Nancy and Mary Music	67
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution	65
The Orange County Lumber Truck	58
The Perfect Stranger	81
The Pigs' Music	64
The Poodle Lecture	85
The Purple Lagoon\|Approximate	79
The Radio Is Broken	68
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage	61
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet	64
The Sealed Tuna Bolero	74
The Torture Never Stops	79
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	50
The Uncle Meat Variations	61
The Untouchables	82
The Voice Of Cheese	69
The White Boy Troubles	74
Them Or Us	80
Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich	64
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"	0
They Made Me Eat It	61
Thirteen	101
This Ain't CNN	67
This Is All Wrong	65
This is Phaze III	72
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)	52
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)	66
Time Is Money	72
Times Beach II	69
Times Beach III	93
Tink Walks Amok	100
Tinsel-Town Rebellion	68
Tinseltown Rebellion	73
Tiny Sick Tears	74
Titties 'N' Beer	56
Titties and Beer	70
Toads Of The Short Forest	68
Touring Can Make You Crazy	66
Tracy Is A Snob	77
Transylvania Boogie	74
Treacherous Cretins	76
Trouble Every Day	78
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	68
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	56
Truck Driver Divorce	74
Tryin' To Grow A Chin	61
Tuna Fish Promenade	89
Twenty Small Cigars	74
Uncle Meat	78
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, part 1	70
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, part 2	71
Uncle Meat; main title theme	43
Uncle Remus	77
Undaunted, The Band Plays On	74
Underground Freak-Out Music	58
Valarie	111
Valley Girl	87
Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression	59
Very Distraughtening	70
Village Of The Sun	70
Waffenspiel	71
Waka\|Jawaka	79
Watermelon In Easter Hay	83
We Are Not Alone	70
We Can Shoot You	76
We're Turning Again	63
Weasels Ripped My Flesh	79
Welcome To The United States	63
Wet T-Shirt Nite	63
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?	64
What Kind Of Girl?	68
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning	58
What's New In Baltimore?	51
When The Lie's So Big	64
Where Is Johnny Velvet?	86
Where's Our Equipment?	69
While You Were Out	66
Whippin' Post	74
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	66
White Person	67
White Ugliness	82
Who Are The Brain Police?	67
Who Needs The Peace Corps?	65
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?	80
Why Don't You Like Me?	72
Why Johnny Can't Read	51
Why Not?	98
Willie The Pimp	153
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	55
Willie The Pimp, Part Two	66
Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station	67
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station	67
Wistful With A Fist-Full	80
Won Ton On	86
Wonderful Wino	72
Would You Go All The Way?	64
Would You Like A Snack?	66
Wowie Zowie	76
WPLJ	118
Xmas Values	79
Ya Hozna	93
Yo Cats	118
You Are What You Is	58
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)	54
You Call That Music?	64
You Didn't Try To Call Me	61
You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben and The Jets)	65
You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!	54
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here	63
Your Mouth	78
Zolar Czakl	79
Zoot Allures	80